Difference between revisions of "Simpsons Quotes"
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| − | ''Willie'': Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots. Or Welshmen and Scots. Or Japanese and Scots. Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland! | + | '''Willie''': Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots. Or Welshmen and Scots. Or Japanese and Scots. Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!<br> |
| − | ''Skinner'': You Scots sure are contentious people. | + | '''Skinner''': You Scots sure are contentious people.<br> |
| − | ''Willie'': You just made an enemy for life! | + | '''Willie''': You just made an enemy for life!<br> |
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| − | ''Homer'': Hoo boy, are you in trouble. | + | '''Homer''': Hoo boy, are you in trouble.<br> |
| − | ''Bart'': What do you mean? | + | '''Bart''': What do you mean?<br> |
| − | ''Homer'': When a woman says nothing's wrong, everything's wrong, and when a woman says everything is wrong, everything is wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off! | + | '''Homer''': When a woman says nothing's wrong, everything's wrong, and when a woman says everything is wrong, everything is wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off!<br> |
Latest revision as of 16:18, 20 February 2006
Willie: Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots. Or Welshmen and Scots. Or Japanese and Scots. Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!
Skinner: You Scots sure are contentious people.
Willie: You just made an enemy for life!
Homer: Hoo boy, are you in trouble.
Bart: What do you mean?
Homer: When a woman says nothing's wrong, everything's wrong, and when a woman says everything is wrong, everything is wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off!
