Simpsons Quotes

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Willie: Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots. Or Welshmen and Scots. Or Japanese and Scots. Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!
Skinner: You Scots sure are contentious people.
Willie: You just made an enemy for life!

Homer: Hoo boy, are you in trouble.
Bart: What do you mean?
Homer: When a woman says nothing's wrong, everything's wrong, and when a woman says everything is wrong, everything is wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off!